Bad Teacher is a raunchy make soda come out of your nose poop your pants randomly kind of movie featuring Cameron Diaz as Elizabeth Halsey, a half assing middle school teacher who was kicked out of her sugar daddy's home and is on her own. She wants to get breast implants so she can attract another very wealthy man to fill her money needing void. At school she meets a substitute teacher (Justin Timberlake) who happens to be a billionaire... why he is substitute teaching for like an entire year is beyond me. So the story shifts from her to needing fake tits to get any guy to needing fake tits to get JT.
This movie is exactly what you would think a movie about getting fake tits would be. It really has no story line at all, but lets be real we don't go to see a movie like this for captivating story now do we? From the get go this movie is about crude over the top comedy. There is an abundance of dick sucking jokes and several other sexual innuendos within the first opening scene of the movie. All of which are pretty funny, crude, but funny. Actually the whole movie is a bunch o sex jokes, mixed with a lot more sex jokes, mixed with a pair of soiled jeans... This is one of those movies that is hard to give a grade to. Its a comedy that doesn't try to make you think *cough* Funny People *cough* it's a movie that makes you wanna laugh at its inappropriate-nes and its raw humor. It's a movie where times you may feel a little awkward, but that just means its sticking true to its guns. So the bottom line is if you have no moral issues with watching a movie about getting some plastic titties and dry humping, Bad Teacher is actually pretty funny. The jokes are well timed and the acting is perfect for the type of movie. I cant give this movie a letter grade (even though it centers around school... that feels weird actually), but i will recommend it if you like crude and raunchy humor (more like Hangover raunchy not Scary Movie raunchy)
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